when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
my anaconda is on an all-carb diet
back when he actually accepted the fact that he is blind and did something about it instead of suffering with size 40 font on his phone
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
Don’t forget green blacks, blue blacks, purple blacks, that weird grey/black bullshit…
Don’t even get me started on stuff that looks the same in your bedroom and then it turns out one’s a blue-based black and one’s a red based black once you’re out in the sunshine and it’s too late to go change.
Ashton paid his grandparents back for his first ever drum kit um. goodbye.